Post by KYLE on Aug 29, 2009 2:01:23 GMT
WELCOME TO HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCH
CRAFT AND WIZARDRY. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
-----------------------------------------------the year’s 2009. no dark wizards – nobody trying to be the next voldemort or grindelwald – the statute of secrecy is remaining unbroken, witches and wizards from around the world are receiving an education, and, most surprisingly, the ministry is actually doing their job correctly. there’s just one small problem.
hogwarts is fucked up.
the students of hogwarts in harry potter’s day differ so greatly from the students of today. the youth of the wizarding world have changed so much – we don’t really care about our education that much. it’s more of .. well, a party to us.
drugs rule the school now – we’ve got cokeheads wandering around, people smoking weed in bongs, cigarette butts littering the entrance hall. vodka and tequila are the new replacements for pumpkin juice. and sex? well, let’s just say you should always knock before you enter a room.
hogwarts’s reputation has been thrown straight into the fucking trash. and guess what? nobody gives a shit. sex, drugs, and rock and roll is now the story of hogwarts. or, as it’s been nicknamed by some critics, school of scar. because after all – this isn’t hogwarts.
you want to find who you should blame? look at yourselves. you can come to the school hoping you’re going to get education – all that’s going to happen is you’re going to leave with a drunk girl wrapped around you dragging you to the nearest compartment on the hogwarts express to end your year with a bang.
with all due respect,
bethany danica moinly.
ravenclaw quidditch captain.
p.s: the ravenclaw quidditch captain wrote this letter instead of the head girl because she’s drunk and fucking the head boy.
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