Post by brianna on Sept 26, 2009 23:45:37 GMT
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"Miss Lucy had some leeches -- Her leeches liked to suck
And when they drank up all her blood -- She didn't give a
Funny when the doctors -- Had locked her in her cell
Miss Lucy screamed all night that they -- Should go to bloody
Hello to the surgeon -- With scalpel old and blunt
He'll tie you to the table -- Then he'll mutilate your
Come it's nearly teatime -- The lunatics arrive
The keepers bleed them all until -- There's no one left a
Lively little rodents -- Are eaten up by cats
We're subject to experiments -- Like laboratory
Rats I've dropped a teacup -- How easily they break
I'm on my hands and knees until -- I pay for my mis-
Take off all your clothing -- We've only just begun
We have no anesthesia -- It's eighteen forty
One thing we should tell you -- Before you try again
The tests are all invented by -- A lot of filthy
Mentally hysteric -- She's failed the exam
Don't bother telling Lucy for -- She doesn't give a
Damn that nitrous oxide -- For when you can't escape
They say the surgeons oft commit -- A murder or a
Razor blades are rusty -- And not a lot of fun
So when they try to amputate -- Your legs you'd better
Run and fetch the chemist -- A patient's feeling sad
She's been in chains for ages -- And she isn't even
Madness is a nuisance -- And no one is immune
Your sister, mum or daughter -- May become a raving
Lunatics are dangerous -- And doctors are obeyed
They also go together just -- Like toast and marma-
Ladies are like children -- With brains the size of squirrels
Let's give clitoridectomies -- To all the little
Girls are helpless treasures -- That daddies must protect
So lie upon the table -- For the doctors to in-
speculums are super -- And stirrups all the rage
So spread a lady's legs and then put her -- Back in to her
Cage of naked crazies -- The surgeon's here to bleed
The doctors are all learned men -- And some can even
Reading can be risky -- For women on the verge
It only did us worlds of good -- To poison, leech and
Purging is a penance -- Phlebotomy's a chore
No need to sterilize the tools -- We never did be-
Fore the night is over -- Before you go to bed
They'll take a hammer and a nail -- And jam it in your
Headstones in the courtyard -- And statues in the park
Are not for the insane -- Just leave them rotting in the
D-A-R-K -- dark dark dark dark dark
[/i]"[/center]And when they drank up all her blood -- She didn't give a
Funny when the doctors -- Had locked her in her cell
Miss Lucy screamed all night that they -- Should go to bloody
Hello to the surgeon -- With scalpel old and blunt
He'll tie you to the table -- Then he'll mutilate your
Come it's nearly teatime -- The lunatics arrive
The keepers bleed them all until -- There's no one left a
Lively little rodents -- Are eaten up by cats
We're subject to experiments -- Like laboratory
Rats I've dropped a teacup -- How easily they break
I'm on my hands and knees until -- I pay for my mis-
Take off all your clothing -- We've only just begun
We have no anesthesia -- It's eighteen forty
One thing we should tell you -- Before you try again
The tests are all invented by -- A lot of filthy
Mentally hysteric -- She's failed the exam
Don't bother telling Lucy for -- She doesn't give a
Damn that nitrous oxide -- For when you can't escape
They say the surgeons oft commit -- A murder or a
Razor blades are rusty -- And not a lot of fun
So when they try to amputate -- Your legs you'd better
Run and fetch the chemist -- A patient's feeling sad
She's been in chains for ages -- And she isn't even
Madness is a nuisance -- And no one is immune
Your sister, mum or daughter -- May become a raving
Lunatics are dangerous -- And doctors are obeyed
They also go together just -- Like toast and marma-
Ladies are like children -- With brains the size of squirrels
Let's give clitoridectomies -- To all the little
Girls are helpless treasures -- That daddies must protect
So lie upon the table -- For the doctors to in-
speculums are super -- And stirrups all the rage
So spread a lady's legs and then put her -- Back in to her
Cage of naked crazies -- The surgeon's here to bleed
The doctors are all learned men -- And some can even
Reading can be risky -- For women on the verge
It only did us worlds of good -- To poison, leech and
Purging is a penance -- Phlebotomy's a chore
No need to sterilize the tools -- We never did be-
Fore the night is over -- Before you go to bed
They'll take a hammer and a nail -- And jam it in your
Headstones in the courtyard -- And statues in the park
Are not for the insane -- Just leave them rotting in the
D-A-R-K -- dark dark dark dark dark
"welcome to madness"
*emilie autumn - miss lucy had some leeches
[/size][/blockquote]*emilie autumn - miss lucy had some leeches